you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself.
That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship.
SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY MUIRIN I LOVE YOU MORE
Just ate the most delicious keto pizza I’ve ever made (thus far…) and I’m so excited :D Long post ahead, sry~~
3/4 cup shredded mozzarella
1 extra large egg
1 tbsp golden flax meal
1 tbsp coconut flour
1 tsp baking powder
Seasonings- salt, pepper, Italian… your preference
2 tbsp Hunt’s no sugar pasta sauce + 1 tbsp Heinz reduced sugar ketchup
Leftover chicken breast and goat cheese, extra seasonings
Make the damn thang:
Combine all crust ingredients (I use my hands) and then flatten onto a baking sheet. Bake at 425F for ~5 minutes until it starts to get a bit puffy.
Remove from oven, add sauce and toppings, and continue to bake for another 10-15 minutes until browned. Slice it up and let it cool for ~5 minutes so the crust holds everything together.
That’s it. You know this one’s going to be a repeat meal for me this week… :P
I need more pizza in my ketolife
I survived the workout!
Well, I did spend like half an hour or twenty minutes doing foam rolling as I tried not to pass out.
I really like this guy and it makes me super sad that I can’t stick him in my pocket and take him to Durham with me. Like. Super upset. He is everything I want in a PT/coach.
He started in bodybuilding (lol) but then went to martial arts and MMA later. Some jiu jitsu stuff. Now he has also taken up some barefoot long distance running??? And just functional fitness in general.
And he massively undercharges. $15 for a one hour session. But apparently $30 for three sessions? Dude. Let me put you in my pocket. Please.
It was really cool that he worked with me and my 90% blood capacity. I definitely almost passed out at least three times.
I hope I can move tomorrow because I want to eat real food and be able to have more blood in my body.
Doesn’t help that today, the only calories I consumed were from cookies, chips, and chocolate. (Three bags of cheezits, two bars of chocolate, five sea salt chocolate truffles, six large gluten free chocolate chip cookies, ten small chocolate chip cookies, and two frosted cranberry biscotti cookie bars. Uhhhh how am I alive again?)
A modern expandable maternity corset! The wearer apparently wears corset for chiropractic support She said, “It’s like armor, it’s my exoskeleton. My bones and ligaments are not strong enough to hold me up. But my corset is.”
She commissioned this piece from Dark Garden Corsetry, and once on, found immediate relief and comfort.